I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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