she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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