i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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