I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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