Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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