i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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