Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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