butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
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