Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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