You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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