Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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