we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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