STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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