The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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