May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
She even gives head with a lisp.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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