she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
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