So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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