Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
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