butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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