did you get engaged???
I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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