i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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