Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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