How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
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