I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
this just has baby written all over it
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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