she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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