i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Randomize
