I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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