You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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