this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
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