If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Randomize
