Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
i just google imaged poop.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
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