There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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