Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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