Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Randomize