Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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