Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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