This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
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I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
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