and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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