I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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