I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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