He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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