whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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