I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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