I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
he wants to bone in the snuggie
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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