Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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