I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
A+ Viking dick
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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