I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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