is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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