weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Just high enough for therapy.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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