spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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