I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
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