If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Randomize
