So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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