Don't you send me to vm
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
She told me I should be a condom model.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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