It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
the gays at disneyland are vicious
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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